It’s a pity that tomatoes aren’t in season, because I’d like to give a big, slimy, dripping, rotten one to the chick on rollerblades who practically ran over me this afternoon, and then snipped at me for not watching out for her. Maybe she shouldn’t skate so fast if she can’t be bothered to [...]
Sometimes I wonder how much English my cat understands.
Words and phrases that she definitely responds to: food, canned food, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, treat, hungry, kitty, hop down, watch out, no, come here.
Phrase that she knows, but pretends not to, for strategic reasons: dry food.
Words that she probably has figured out by now: [...]
Well, I read Dan Brown’s Angels and Demons (the book before The Da Vinci Code). Basically the story is a race against time to decipher historical clues and track down the Illuminati, who have stolen a significant amount of antimatter from CERN and planted it somewhere in the Vatican as a time bomb, while [...]