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LearnedFoot of The Kool Aid Report describes one world I don’t want OLC to grow up in:

Oh, a brave new world is at hand! A world without fear or pain. A world without liability! Why, the day will soon come when we can walk to our neighborhood organic, pesticide-free produce stand or gluten and refined sugar-free bakery dressed in our helmets, bubble-wrap overcoats and spf 350 sunscreen! A world where all the surfaces are covered with nerf; where children laugh happily while playing in the well-fenced-off parks, tethered securely to their primary caretakers on luxuriously short leashes. A world in which all the sharp corners are sanded down, and the only guns around are the ones that emit radar waves, laying unused in the back of squad cars because of the federally mandated engine governors installed in our 15 mph electric cars!

We’ll save the leashes for the State Fair.