Might be sick, or it might just be motherhood
Chad the Elder lists the flu symptoms that his employer is having all the employees screen themselves for before coming to work:
Fever 100.5 F or above
Cough
Sore Throat
Difficulty breathing
Runny or Stuffy Nose
Joint & Muscle Aches
Chills & Sweats
Extreme Fatigue
Headache
They are under orders to stay home if they have two or more of these symptoms. I have [...]