Scene: It's a brisk spring day and I go outside to grab my cup out of the yard where I left it earlier. Two children were playing basketball a few moments earlier, but now the younger child is crying.
"Daaaad! James kicked me in the face!"
I look at the older child. I see the look in his eyes; I know what he is thinking. After a pause, he replies.
"Well, yah, that's because his face was too close to my foot!"