Everything must be paid for twice - You pay once in dollars for the thing, and you pay a second time in time/energy/effort to get the benefit of the thing you paid for.
DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE - A little sequencer with miscellaneous sounds, sounds are rearrangeable and represented with little images. Fun, and the 6 year old likes it because it is simple and some of the sound effects are the same ones that his favorite YouTubers use. But... emoji in the URL? 🙄